Like many long-distance couples, Mike Dempster and his girlfriend often spice up their time apart with nudey photos and dirty sexts, he tells BuzzFeed . Except now they don't anymore, presumably, because he recently sexted his girlfriend's mom instead, by mistake — it's the text message conversation screencapped above. BRB while we all go die of second-hand embarrassment now, OK? BuzzFeed's Katie Notopoulos, who vouches for the texts' authenticity by acknowledging he's a friend of hers, spoke with Dempster about his big sext faux pas. It was "bad contacts management," he explains, as well as "sleepiness" — dopey late-night sexting is, after all, a particular danger to us all. Though he describes his ensuing mad panic as one of heart-pounding "horror," Dempster says his girlfriend thought it was hilarious — and apparently so did her mom: The last thing you want in your future in-laws' minds is your penis, un...